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You know what’s kind of beautiful?

sixxwholeyears:

In French, you don’t really say “I miss you.” You say “tu me manques,” which is closer to “you are missing from me.”

I love that. “You are missing from me.” You are a part of me, you are essential to my being. You are like a limb, or an organ, or blood. I cannot function without you.

EATTTTT YOUR VEGETABLESSSSSSS

That awkward moment when the doctor asks you if you’re sexually active.

sodamnrelatable:

… And your mom is right next to you and just turns around and look at you like this:

”you better say no filthy slut or else you will be homeless” type of look.

via sodamnrelatable